Gov’t Website Claims Santa Will Move To The South Pole To Escape Global Warming

A Canadian government website claims Santa Claus signed an international agreement to relocate his workshop to the South Pole to escape the effects of man-made global warming in the Arctic.

The website for Policy Horizons Canada, a government website, notes that due to “rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.”

Policy Horizons was created to advise government officials on emerging public policy issues. The group put out a series of Christmas-themed blog posts that tie into emerging liberal policy concerns.

Horizons also put out blog posts on Santa relying on a self-flying sleigh, investing in Bitcoin and even using 3D printing technology to make toys. The latest blog post, however, is meant to focus on climate refugees.

“Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals,” reads the Horizons website.

“This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change,” the website continues.

Politicians and environmentalists have been claiming for years that man-made global warming will increase the number of peoples displaced by extreme weather events and violent conflicts.

A recent study even claimed temperature changes drove increased applications for asylum in Europe. A June study predicted 2 billion “climate change refugees” by the end of the century if nothing is done to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

Most famously, the United Nations Environment Program predicted there would be 50 million “climate refugees” by 2010. When that didn’t come to pass, the UN quietly removed a web page containing the information, and pushed the prediction to 2020.

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    JayPee

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    This type of headline is totally congruent to the
    line of thinking of climate alarmists.
    When all thought becomes nonsense,
    alarmism flourishes.

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      Sonnyhill

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      More proof that evolution has forsaken the human race .

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    Spurwing Plover

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    This is the kind of Headlines you would see in the New York Pravda,Der Speagle and Charlie Hebo was well as t he Washington Compost

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      Sonnyhill

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      …and the commie canadian media.

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    lazo

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    Won’t this move contribute more to the GHG emissions due to a colder climate needing more heat, along with a much greater distance to bring the raw materials to his workshop and lastly a longer transit distance for delivery, thus warming the antarctic to dangerous levels? Now they are spoiling Christmas by making Santa Claus the next big climate criminal. No more Merry Christmases and no more lumps of coal possible in the stockings of the 97% consensus any more. Thanks a lot, Al Gore!

  • If All You See… » Pirate's Cove

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    […] blog of the day is Climate Change Dispatch, with a post on a Canadian govt website claiming Santa will have to move to the South […]

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    Spurwing Plover

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    A new story HOW AL GOREINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS

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    Sonnyhill

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    My tax dollars pay for half-baked propaganda targeted for 6 year-olds.
    Just so the world knows, a majority Parliament is equivalent to a dictatorship. Trudeau is abusing his power. Conservatives wouldn’t pull stunts like this because they were raised right.

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    ran6110

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    Ok, everyone go to the site and on the bottom of the page click on the about. Then click on their questions link and ask the if the artic is melting where is all of the cold weather coming from.

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    Gerry

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    Policy Horizons Canada (Not a recognized international organization)
    Fake News Release

    “We are a foresight and knowledge organization within the federal public service. Through scanning and foresight we anticipate” threats to existing lies, “emerging policy challenges and opportunities in a rapidly changing and complex world.” Since the polar bear’s mythical plight has lost it’s value as the poster child for climate alarmists and the myth of Climate Change is getting so hard to pass off as plausible “Our projects examine emerging changes (Awareness) in society”

    With “the ability to design the organization to match the” lie we recognized that a new more deeply and powerful mythical victim was needed. So, correcting “the organization’s course if the initial direction (first lie) is not in line with the” current situation we decided to change course again and chose santa as our new mythical victim. Our santa has also agreed to sign a mythical international organization relocation agreement to Antarctica. Who is going to deny santa??

    ??? I haven’t seen media coverage of this yet but “santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals.” What a game changer!!!

    “This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.” Unconfirmed Sources close to Policy Horizons Canada indicate other urgent individual mythical relocation agreements to Antarctica are pending for the Kăk-whăn’-û-ghăt Kǐg-û-lu’-nǐk, Păl-raí-yûk, Qiqirn, An az’-i-wû-gûm ki-mukh’-ti and A-mi’-kuk’s.

    Other unconfirmed Sources close to Policy Horizons Canada tell us the UN IPCC is expected to release details of the mythical relocation agreements to Antarctica sometime in early February after santa’s last EVER run from the North Pole is complete and the big guy has had time to relax with his mythical family and friends.

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    Sonnyhill

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    Wanna know what Alice experienced down the rabbit hole? Go to Policy Horizons Canada and feed your head.

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    Spurwing Plover

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    Not a word forRakooi i guess their running loose with the Grinch another Green Liberal

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    David Lewis

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    I have always known that the global warming/man made climate change scare wasn’t real. But that doesn’t mean I can’t have some fun. When my kids were young I created a phony news paper article title the “Big Melt” telling how Santa Clause’s workshop was sinking.

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    Amber

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    Prime Minister Photo -Op and his global warming propaganda department apparently got an early jump on being legally stoned .
    Wasn’t it aware it extended to work . Guess that’s how Mini – Prime figures budgets balance themselves .
    I wonder who those preachy long nose Liberals will be lecturing to in 2018 ?
    China , the USA and Mexico have already blow them off in 2017 .
    Maybe they can negotiate the use of pronouns in exchange for the mass exodus of businesses in 2018 . Amateurs living in a tax payer funded bubble . How many more sleeps before the adults get to clean up the Liberal mess ?

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