The Met Office has just confirmed that Britain had the lowest number of named storms in the 12 months just ended.
The storm season runs from September to August, and in 2016/17 there were just five named storms, a new record low.
The Met Office began naming storms in 2015.
[For any Guardian readers passing by, I suppose I had better add a SARC tag!]
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