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Climate Change Is Coming For Your Kids! Floods, Droughts, Heat Waves, More!

by Joanne Nova
August 10, 2018, 11:25 AM
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harvey lifeboat photo by Courtney Lee JohnsonHear Ye!

To all the world’s recalcitrant, absent, and neglectful parents, pediatricians have arrived to tell you to give your kids a drink during a heat wave, pack food to last through droughts, and that you really need global unaccountable committees to look after your kids.

Presumably, their junkets meetings will be paid for by you.

Kids are “underprioritized”? (So what do they think two billion parents are doing?)

Children are highly vulnerable to health risks of a changing climate (ScienceDaily)

“…researchers at Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health and Columbia University Irving Medical Center set out some specific challenges associated with the impacts of climate change on the world’s 2.3 billion children and suggest ways to address their under-prioritized needs.“

In a surprising finding, researchers discovered children have “anatomic, cognitive, immunologic, and psychologic differences” which put them at more risk than adults. OK. They’ve noticed kids are small and inexperienced.

This will shock all of us who assumed our kids would survive the next flood, malaria, and dengue outbreak without our help.

Dear University Academics,  when you have kids you’ll discover that nothing reorganizes an adult’s priorities better than offspring. We all (even you) evolved from 50,000 generations of adults who prioritized their kids though wild climate change like you can’t even imagine. And they survived ice ages, droughts and super volcanoes and did it without iPhones.

Yeah. Looks like we “need” another arm to the UN, WHO, and local Departments of Health.

Why not call it the UN Ministry of Nannies?

So we thought malaria was bad, now there is climate-change-related-malaria and it needs its own team, specialist doctors, funding, and naturally, a different prevention and treatment approach. Because when malaria is caused by coal plants it’s a totally different disease right?

To begin to address the specific needs of children confronted with climate-change related health disasters, Thomson and colleagues are proposing the following:

Rescuing kids from floods is one thing, but rescuing them from climate-change-floods is … different. (Especially if you have to use solar-powered boats).

1. Establish an international consortium of experts to develop adoptable medical and behavioral protocols and to set research agendas to address the unmet child-specific needs that arise from climate-related natural disasters.

2. Develop best practice guidelines for climate-change-related event planning that incorporates strategies for addressing the health-related needs of children.

3. Fund mechanisms designed to help the most vulnerable nations prepare for and respond to climate-related disasters must consider funding the development of responses that specifically address the unmet needs of children’s health.

Translated: This means more Jobs for friends, Rules for you, and Money for us.

Dear taxpayers, the UN is coming for your kids. Don’t give them (or academics like this) any more money.

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  1. Amber says:
    8 years ago

    The traditional “education ” industry is putting itself out of business . Activists replacing educators . Spending $80 grand on a BA to work as a bank teller is questionable enough .
    On line courses won’t completely replace in class but sitting in a lecture hall with 200
    people listening to someone you can barely understand is no longer on . The brain washing that goes on in Berkeley , Evergreen and most campuses turns out students that play the game but know the bias .

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  2. Spurwing Plover says:
    8 years ago

    I read in this book about one parent who was showing their child a cloud a rain cloud the child says LOOK AT THE POLLUTION another parent was asking why their child was crying then kid said THEY KILLED THE TREES TO MAKE MY BED You have got to wonder what kind of Eco-Junk their learning in schools

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