Climate change could make penises smaller but it’s OK because you too can learn to live with a smaller penis.
Welcome to the world according to Sky News.
The channel was bad enough when it was semi-owned by Rupert Murdoch (and used by his children to advance their politically correct agenda).
But ever since being taken over by the hard-left Comcast news organization it has plumbed ever-greater depths of woke inanity.
Here is the story being promoted via its Twitter channel:
Climate change is going to affect your sex life because pollution is changing our bodies.
On the #WeeklyClimateShow, we speak to sex educator @Jimanekia to find out more.
Catch up with the #DailyClimateShow here: https://t.co/6K9uzHSWf8 pic.twitter.com/Q29bCI4iEd
— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 15, 2021
‘Climate change IS going to affect your sex life. Here is how…’ begins presenter Amy Cotterill on the Sky News Daily Climate Show.
Then the message flashes up on the screen:
- Penises will be smaller
But this claim turns out to be a distortion of the facts. It’s not ‘climate change’ that will make penises smaller but plastic pollution – which may indeed be a problem but has nothing whatsoever to do with climate.
This becomes clearer in Cotterill’s subsequent explanation:
Firstly there’s the small matter – literally – of pollution changing our bodies. In fact boys are being born with smaller penises. It’s all because of the chemicals used in manufacturing plastic.
An expert is then wheeled on to support this point:
Chemicals like phthalates or pesticides severely harm the development of the baby.
Cotterill elaborates:
When foetuses are exposed to these chemicals in the womb, it can lead to malformed genitals.
So in the space of thirty seconds, we have gone from the dramatic headline story that ‘climate change will affect your sex life’ because ‘penises will be smaller’ to the rather more humdrum reality: pesticides and other pollutants may cause malformed genitals.
Then from this essentially fake news crisis story, Sky News effortlessly segues into an interview with its resident sex ‘expert’ who has the perfect solution to this invented problem: ignore it.
‘Sex Educator’ Jimanekia Eborn explains:
If we are able to have actual conversations normalising multiple types of bodies and being, like, ‘Oh, yeah, you have a different-sized penis, cool!’ There are certain positions, there are certain assist things that can also help.’
This is our mainstream news media in 2021. Is it any wonder the world has lost touch with reality?
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Climate alarmism is truly a clown show … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6rAWcjTyw
Again, this is a situation of making things up do make up for the lack of legitimate reasons to take action on climate change. If there is an impact from chemicals it has nothing to do with climate change. There is a great variety in the size of penises and any man within the normal range does just fine. Abraham Lincoln was one asked how long should a man’s legs be. He answered long enough to reach from the hip to the ground. The same concept applies to penises.
Obviously, this is just an attention-grabbing headline since there is nothing in science to promote the climate crisis claims. While the claim here is obviously questionable, what cannot be refuted is that the belief in human-caused climate change (global warming) causes and is the result of smaller human brains and reduced intellect.
Who measures these penises, and in what condition, relaxed or aroused? And why? Maybe the UN IPCC has a special department? Or could it be that the AGW people have lost some advantages?