Dumping milk onto floors. Hurling food onto walls. Refusing to eat. Gluing body parts. Throwing paint. Refusing to leave. Threatening to pee and poop in your pants. Screaming accusations.
Are those the behaviors of a toddler’s temper tantrum? Yes. But they’re also the dominant tactics of today’s climate activists. [bold, links added]
Consider the case of Gianluca Grimalda. On October 19, Grimalda, along with 15 other members of a climate activist group called Scientist Rebellion, glued himself to the floor of the visitors center next to a Volkswagon factory in Germany.
The VW security guards brought pizza to Grimalda and the other activist scientists, but Grimalda felt disrespected and so he declared a hunger strike in retaliation.
Grimalda immediately expressed outrage at his treatment. “VW told us that they supported our right to protest,” he complained on Twitter, “but they refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating.”
Many were quick to point out the childish nature of the protest. “I’m a serious scientist protesting against fossil fuels,” wrote one user. “Now turn the gas heating on and bring me my potty.”
The activists say that such childish tactics were necessary. Grimalda tweeted that he and his colleagues are protesting “until our demands to decarbonize the German transport sector are met.”
On Sunday, after climate activists in Germany threw mashed potatoes on a Monet painting, they screamed at the nearby museumgoers. “We won’t be able to feed our families in 2050” because of climate change, they alleged.
But Volkswagen already agreed last year to end the sale of vehicles with internal combustion engines by 2035, and the UN Food & Agriculture Organization (FAO) predicts rising yields under even very high temperatures so long as farmers keep using fertilizer, irrigation, and tractors.
That is, yields will continue under climate change so long as farmers don’t take the advice of climate activists.
The activists who keep degrading precious works of art, and themselves, claim to be concerned about food and energy supplies, but in opposing oil, gas, and fertilizer production, they are actively reducing both.
Over the last several months, I have described the demands of climate activists as fanatical and pointed to a large body of evidence suggesting that nihilism, narcissism, and feelings of personal inadequacy are the primary motives.
But nihilism, narcissism, and personal inadequacy alone do not explain why climate activists have chosen temper tantrum tactics. After all, the greatest protest movements of all time engaged in far more grown-up and dignified tactics.
Think of the Salt March led by Gandhi, the Montgomery Bus Boycott led by Martin Luther King, and the anti-whaling protests of Greenpeace.
Where protesters in the past asked to be treated like adults, climate protesters today demand to be treated like children.
Civil rights activists in the 1950s sat at lunch counters and demanded to be treated like full adults. Notably, it was racist counterprotesters who poured milkshakes over them. Today, it’s the protesters who are spilling milk and throwing food.
Why is that, exactly? Why have Left-wing activists regressed in their tactics? The people in the protests are themselves apparently dignified people.
Grimalda is an economist who works at the Kiel Institute for the World Economy. He has published for the Proceedings of the National Academies of Science, Nature Communications, and other prestigious publications. Why, then, are he and his colleagues acting like babies?
Role Reversal
One possible reason that climate activists have started engaging in childish behavior is that doing so is a low-cost way of attracting public attention.
It is shocking to dump milk onto the floor of a supermarket, huck food at a revered painting, and spray paint over a luxury car dealership.
It grabs our attention. And the activists correctly predicted that their actions would be celebrated by global elites, including the secretary-general of the United Nations, and everyone from The Guardian to The New York Times.
Michael Shellenberger is the best-selling author of “Apocalypse Never” and “San Fransicko“, Time Magazine’s “Hero of Environment”, Green Book Award Winner, and Founder of Environmental Progress.
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A quick way to separate a climate anarchist from your wall or floor is to point a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher directly at the super glue, from very close range. There’ll be some skin burn but the irony would be delicious.
My preferred method is just leave them there. Why should anybody be required to “unglue” them from the wall or floor? I like what VW did–turn the heat down since it was using that god-awful CO2 spewing fossil fuel.
Maybe VW turned the thermostat down to reduce the stench.
True story…. I was in Stuttgart September 1990. I saw two guys drinking on a bench in the downtown, flies buzzing about their visibly soiled groins. I was told that they were probably East Germans who were considered useful as ” bad examples “. Not much has changed.
Leave those idiots glued where they a re No Food of Drink no place to use the Bathroom send the food wasters to jail feeds t hem Bread and Water only make them pay for what they do
Yes, it certainly grabs my attention to the point that I will quadruple my efforts to eradicate them.
Family, Country and Your God
This is radical and Dangerous Cult of Earth Worshipping Pagans who will soon be demanding a Sacrifice of a Virgin or Child like the ancient pagans did
And, yet, these brats sit there and drink beer and soda pop, completely oblivious to the fact that they are releasing that “deadly pollutant CO2” into the atmosphere.