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Scientists Prove Man-Made Global Warming Is A Hoax

earth millions of years bcThe far-left ThinkProgress reports that scientists have finally proven that the theory of man-made global warming is a total hoax.

Of course, no one will admit it, but that is exactly what has happened.

A new scientific study has revealed the following:

Current CO2 levels of 410 parts per million (ppm) were last seen on Earth three million years ago, according to the most detailed reconstruction of the Earth’s climate by researchers at the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research (PIK) and published in Science Advances.

Yes, you read that correctly, three million — million — years ago CO2 levels on Earth were the same as they are today, but there is one major difference between three million years ago and today…

Three million years ago, we humans were not driving cars or eating the meat that requires cow farts; we weren’t barbecuing or refusing to recycle or building factories; there was no Industrial Age, no plastic, no air conditioning, no electricity, no lumber mills, no consumerism, no aerosols.

In fact, three million years ago, there were probably no human beings on Earth, at least not human in the way we use that term today. And yet…

CO2 levels were the same then as they are now…

Hmmm…?

But I thought humans warmed the planet? That’s the hustle we’ve been sold for three decades now — you know, that WE are the problem.

We have also been told the problem is DEFINITELY NOT a billion-year-old planet running through cycles where the temperature might fluctuate a bit. Oh, no, that could never be it — so stop saying that could be, you Denier.

Well, what about the Ice Age that occurred thousands and thousands of years before the Industrial Age.

Shut up, Denier.

And yet…

According to the study, scientists also discovered that during this period of global warming “there were no ice sheets covering either Greenland or West Antarctica, and much of the East Antarctic ice sheet was gone.”

How is this possible 2,999,971 years before Arnold Schwarzenegger bought his Hummer?

It gets worse:

Temperatures were up to 7 degrees Fahrenheit warmer globally, at least double that at the poles, and sea levels were some 20 meters (65 feet) higher.

How is that possible 2,999,945 years before Americans moved to the suburbs and lit up the charcoal grills?

Naturally, even in the face of a study that totally debunks the whole concept of man-made global warming, ThinkProgress is sticking with that hoax but is also forced to concede the following:

The good news is that the Earth does not warm instantly, and mile-thick ice sheets melt even more slowly. So the temperature rise will take several decades, and tens of feet of sea level rise will take hundreds and hundreds of years.

But-but-but-but Alexandria Ocasio-Crazy told me we only have 12 years!

And then ThinkProgress drops this anti-science stink bomb:

That means the choices we make now can affect the rate of rise and determine whether we blow past 65 feet of sea level rise to beyond 200 feet.

Because, because, because Orange Man Bad:

Even worse, the climate policy agenda President Donald Trump is pushing — actions that include rolling back U.S. laws that reduce carbon pollution and abandoning the Paris climate agreement — would lock us in to such high CO2 levels, sea levels would rise a foot per decade in just a few decades.

No, actually, what this study proves is that there is nothing we can do to stop the Earth’s naturally occurring climate cycles.

Even the worst of the worst, even the most maniacal pushing the global warming hoax admit that, at best, we can only cool the planet a couple of degrees, which will do next to nothing if the planet is determined to again warm itself by seven degrees, as we now know it did 2,999,998 years before the Bad Orange Man approved a couple of pipelines.

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Comments (7)

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    Sonnyhill

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    Thanks, John Nolte. I’ve always believed the best response to bullshit is mockery.
    There was a time in Earth’s history without us carbon gorging humans, before the Garden of Eden. CO2 at today’s levels.
    No politicians is the best part.

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    Gerry

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    “Even the worst of the worst, even the most maniacal pushing the global warming hoax admit that, at best, we can only cool the planet a couple of degrees,” BASED ON THEIR BIASED CLIMATE MODELS AND ZERO PREDICTIVE ACCURACY I WOULD THINK “a couple degrees” is just more BS. They got nothing. Nothing but LIES.

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    David Lewis

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    Despite the effort to hind the truth, it keeps showing itself as this article showed. Another place the truth surfaced was in Al Gore’s data. He showed graphs where in a certain period of in earth’s history carbon dioxide and the earth’s estimated average temperature were going up and down together. What escaped his attention is that the carbon dioxide graph was following and obviously being controlled by the temperature, not the other way around. I’m sure this has been pointed out to him. But his motivations are political so he obvious did what the environmental left does where there is data that doesn’t support their cause. They ignore it.

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    Amber

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    A few other things we didn’t have 3 million years ago ;
    1. Climate con-men fleecing citizens while a host of real problems get worse .
    2.. Virtue signalers embracing a new religion .
    3. Government trying to finance a global government .
    4. Retired bar tenders with the IQ of a turnip claiming little ole humans are
    going to destroy the plant in less than 12 years .
    5. Science magazines pumping out raw unfiltered propaganda masked as science .
    6. A Democrat socialist party determined to destroy the highest standard of living ever achieved on earth .
    Really isn’t it time this con-game moved on to more fertile dumb ground .

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    Spurwing Plover

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    This modern world is much more cleaner then it used to be in the so called Good Old Days I can still remember all this poppycock polluted earth cities under domes and gas masks and now we have these idiots opposing Fracking and Drilling based upon Junk Science and Politics its just like the ban on DDT and CBC’s and the lawsuits over Silicone Breast Implants based upon sloppy science and pure guesswork

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    Darren

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    There’s just one little problem with your analysis. Your source claims man-made climate change is real according to its headline: “More CO2 than ever before in 3 million years, shows unprecedented computer simulation”.

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    Russell Johnson

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    No one can stop or modify earth’s climate cycles. It becomes more obvious every day that the so-called “fight against climate change” is a con game. It’s a war against each individual on earth by a bunch of arrogant, useless thieves wearing the masks of bureaucrats, scientists, politicians and priests. You must pay an indulgence to the new false religion if you want to save Earth. Remember the line of every grifter has a tiny morsel of truth in their offer; all to blind you to the fact their “deal” is rotten to the core.

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