During his closing monologue on Friday’s edition of Real Time, host Bill Maher told President Trump “if you get religion on global warming and become the greatest eco-warrior we’ve ever had in politics, I’ll vote for you.”
Not surprisingly, the monologue was loaded with sarcasm and jabs at President Trump; much like a monologue, he delivered earlier this year urging First Lady Melania Trump to dump the President.
After declaring that the environment is “at the last chance, whatever it takes moment,” Maher urged the President to picture a headline reading “Trump Saves Earth.”
According to Maher, “All it would take is for you to undergo a sudden, profound change; like the grinch when he saved Christmas. How befitting; a man of such power, of such great intellect, and large, completely un-mushroom-like penis.”
Maher attempted to flatter President Trump by saying that if he embraced the climate change alarmism that has come to define the modern left, he could secure himself a spot on the $100 bill and Mount Rushmore.
Maher predicted that if President Trump embraced the environment, “Ivanka would get invited to parties again,” adding “you’ll be a big hero in her eyes, and we know you love her in a completely appropriate way.”
The obvious implication of Maher’s sarcasm was that President Trump has an incestuous relationship with his daughter, a point Maher has raised before.
Towards the end of the monologue, Maher urged President Trump to “lend your giant brain to work with the other, lesser brains in the scientific community” before telling him, “If you save the planet, billions of children will be grateful and one of them could be your next wife.”
Maher closed by making a pledge to President Trump: “become a pit bull for planet Earth and you won’t need Russia to hack my polling place. I will vote for you.”
While he did not address specific policy proposals during the monologue, it comes across as hard to believe that Maher would not be satisfied with anything less than President Trump embracing the hard-left Green New Deal.
In order to win Maher’s approval, President Trump would have to, at the very least, fire the EPA Secretary; whom guest Rick Wilson described as a “godd*mn oil lobbyist” on last week’s edition of Real Time.
It looks like Maher has decided to pull out all the stops to keep a conservative President out of the White House; from rooting for a recession to encouraging the current Republican President to become a liberal on the environment.
The odds that President Trump will “get religion” on global warming are about as good as the odds that Maher will “get religion” at all.
Read more and transcript at NewsBusters
A fleeting candid moment. He called it what is it. Religion.
It’s a shame that Bill Maher’s wit is wasted fighting winning.
We will never get tired of winning.
Memo to Maher…. bugger off loser . Trump doesn’t need your vote or any other A hole hypocrite trying to sell the earths biggest fraud . Maher wiil be pumping the tires of the eco anarchists till the Democrats are toast .
Maher will be reaching for his sippy cup the day eco anarchists like raging Bernie is elected to turn the USA full communist state .
Hilary will keep chiming in now that Billy Bob ‘s future turned brighter following the timely ” suicide ” of his pedophile jet buddy .
Memo to Maher…. bugger off loser . Trump doesn’t need your vote or any other A hole hypocrite trying to sell the earths biggest fraud . Maher win be pumping the tires of the eco anarchists till the Democrats are toast .
Maher will be reaching for his sippy cup the day eco anarchists like raging Bernie is elected to turn the USA full communist state .
Hilary will keep chiming in now that Billy Bob ‘s future turned brighter following the timely ” suicide ” of his pedophile jet buddy .
Do us all a nice big favor Maher and take up Turkey Farming after all it takes one to know one
All turkeys are the product of artificial insemination. (except the wild ones)