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Future Climate Hysteria: Within 20 Years, You’ll Eat Insect Pizza Willingly

by JIM TREACHER
October 18, 2019, 1:34 PM
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cricket insect pizzaAs disgraced movie and culture critic Sonny Bunch has noted, environmentalists make good movie villains because they want to make your life worse.

Climate cultists hate humanity and feel guilty for being part of it, so they want you to stop living your daily life in 2019.

They think feel human progress is a mistake. They hate all the things we’ve built. They scold us for driving to work, and now they’re even trying to stop us from taking electric trains to work.

These miserable misanthropes even hate food. Food! They’re ashamed of eating things that taste good, so they want you to eat bugs. Literally. Bugs.

I’ve put up with a lot of crap from these idiots, but I will not allow them to ruin Italy’s greatest achievement. Sean Keach, The Sun:

Most pizzas will be made using crushed-up insects in just 20 years, an expert claims…

That’s the bold claim by Tom Cheesewright, an applied futurist who helps paying clients predict the future…

“Even replacing 20%-25% of the grain used for bread with a protein-packed alternative such as crickets could transform our reliance on the planet’s resources such as water, energy and land.”

Okay, I just set a calendar reminder for January 1, 2039: Look around and see if anybody is eating pizza made of bugs.

Speaking of crickets, that’s what you’ll hear when you tell people that all you’ve got for them to eat are insects.

If humanity falls that far that fast, how will there even be any pizzerias left? If we’re reduced to eating bugs, it’ll be because we’re scrabbling in the dirt like peasants for absolutely anything fill our emaciated bellies.

In such a post-apocalyptic hellscape, there won’t be any Pizza Hut or Dominos. Papa John’s will not be replaced by Papa Jiminy’s. And there certainly won’t be any need for “futurists.”

That’s the guy’s real name, by the way: Tom Cheesewright. He actually says stuff like this for a living. Being a “futurist” sounds like a pretty sweet gig.

You get to sit around all day thinking of crazy things that will never happen in a million years, somebody pays you for it, and there are no consequences when you’re wrong. It’s like being a professional toddler.

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Comments 9

  1. Spurwing Plover says:
    6 years ago

    Suzuki is a total fraud a con-man always looking for the soap box to stand on always up their lecturing the rest of us on how to live as one with the Earth he was the host for fake Sierra Club Documentry PLANET FOR THE TAKING he is no real scientists a total fake just like Bill Nye Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio

  2. Amber says:
    6 years ago

    Well David Susuki was certainly ahead of his time . He got off thinking humans were like maggots . Even had five offspring himself and how many houses ?
    Not everyone gets a government job for life so those dung burners are just going have to suck it up as fossil fuels are kept from them .
    The Green New deal is as racist a document as mien kampf .
    Only the rich survive in that shit show and screw poor African countries
    that can only dream of the Democrat life style .

  3. Gerry says:
    6 years ago

    “Even replacing 20%-25% of the grain used for bread with a protein-packed alternative such as crickets could transform our reliance on the planet’s resources such as water, energy and land.”

    Idiots! You cannot replace grain with crickets at a one-to-one ratio. You will have to have higher yields of the same grain and/or other things WE eat just to raise enough crickets.

    Of course they will have to free range crickets, non-GMO, ethically sourced and delivered fresh daily too. All with done electrical power of course.

    Idiots!!

    • David Lewis says:
      6 years ago

      Gerry, you are right. With each step of the food, there is significant loss of the quantity of nutrition. The food that crickets eat isn’t just used to make more cricket, but also for the energy that crickets use in just living. Even the part that does go into more cricket biomass has inefficiencies. This is why the very largest whales eat plankton where there hasn’t been a lot of loss from the nutrition moving up the food chain.

  4. Spurwing Plover says:
    6 years ago

    I can still remember all the load of malarkey that we would all need to wear Gas Masks to go outside or we would need to keep all our major cities under giant domes we were suppost to be getting t hat now in fact the EARTH WAS SUPPOST TO BE DEAD ROCK IN SPACE ORBITING 93 MILLION MILES FROM ITS SUN WHICH SHOWS YOU CANT EVER TRUST WHAT THE ECO-FREAKS SAID IN THE PAST

  5. David Lewis says:
    6 years ago

    One hundred percent of the climate change predictions have not come true. I’m sure eating bugs will be another one of them. Far fetched predictions that don’t come true are very common. My guess is those making them are attempting some sort of unearned notoriety. I remember reading a prediction in the late 1970’s or early 1980’s about what people would be wearing in the 1990’s. The sketches showed older people in loose clothing that was a complete cover up with only their faces and hands showing. The sketches of young people showed them with next to nothing on, just like the smallest swim suits of the time, but this was suppose to be what people wore all of the time.

  6. TemplarOz says:
    6 years ago

    Nine 9 billion people eating insects would quickly result in ‘bug’ extinction with serious environmental consequences. These fruitcakes would then have to recommend another unrealistic and questionable food source.

    Do these people ever consider the unintended consequences of their bizarre ideas.

    • David Lewis says:
      6 years ago

      Insects just don’t out number humans but they out weigh us by a considerable margin. Bug can reproduce very quickly especially if cultured. It is feasible to eat bugs. There are many things that are feasible that I will never do and eating bugs is one of them.

  7. Spurwing Plover says:
    6 years ago

    Insect Pizza Theres a cartoon from The Far Side showing these three Birds with a Pizza one says LET ME SEE HERE MOSQUITES,FLIES ANTS WHAT THE THOSE JERKS I DID,NT ORDER STINKBUGS ON THIS THING

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