Rules for Climate Radicals: A Good Tactic is One Your People Enjoy
The one thing the political left knows how to do far better than the political right is to throw a party. The political right will tell you to go to Church on Sunday, be disciplined, be responsible, work hard and stay out of trouble. The political left says come join our PAAAARRRRTTTTYYYY!!!! One simply needs to look at the recent political events for evidence. Here are photos from the March for Science and People’s Climate March.
Indoctrinating Our Youth:
Rubbing Elbows with People that Play Scientists on TV:
Dressing Up in Costumes and Making a Fool of Yourself:
Sanctimoniously Lecture Others:
Express Delusions of Grandeur, Claim to Speak for All the Trees:
Get to Proudly Use Your Potty Mouths in Public:
Show the World how Powerful, Threatening and Important You Are:
Show Everyone Just How Popular and Cool You Are:
Prove to Everyone How Smart You Are:
Get to Tell Everyone “I’m a Scientist.”
Get to Pretend You’re a Dinosaur:
Make a few Bucks Off the Anti-Capitalists:
Hangout With Communists, Beatniks, and Other Undesirables to Piss Your Parents Off:
Act Like You Haven’t Learned a Thing Over the Past 70 Years, and Embrace Being Developmentally Arrested Adolescents.
After Every Party Comes the Hangover:
The unfortunate reality is that while these protesters live in great wealth and benefit from abundant, cheap and easily accessible energy, many in this world do not, and the “Greem Movement” has no answer for these people that are truly suffering in energy poverty.