Al Sharpton: Republicans Has Climate Change

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God bless Al Sharpton. I mean this. God bless him. This video above—this service Sharpton has done us—is final proof, it seals all deals, dissolves all doubt, that global warming is purely political.

In the race for prominence in American political buffoonery, Sharpton lopes neck-and-neck with Joe “The Groper” Biden. Here’s Sharpton saying he’s no scientist, there’s Biden giving the pinch to the Secretary of Defense’s wife. There’s Big Al chanting Indiana’s religious freedom law is akin to slavery, here’s Little Joe saying Obama’s economic solution is “a three-letter word. Jobs. J–O–B–S. Jobs.”

These gentlemen are of great utility. Everybody knows that whatever they say about any political matter, the opposite is true. They are perfect negative barometers—and terrific comic relief. If either man announces his presidential candidacy, I’ll be there, supporting him. Can you imagine four years of “President Biden”? I can.

But then I have a refined and sophisticated sense of humor, married to a sense of inevitable doom over this country’s fate. I say, if you’re going to flame out as a nation, you may as well do it gloriously. No spectacle would be more sublime than Al Sharpton strutting down the White House steps to a chorus of Hail to the Chief.

There’s no chance for Sharpton, of course. Nor for Biden. Since our politics are now purely quota based, we need to fill the Leader-of-the-(not so)-free-world slot with a female. Insisting on a woman because (they claim) women are the same as men is one of the more delicious hilarities we’re about to hear repeated at daily intervals.

Clinton redux is therefore as near a guarantee as one can have in politics, and only to be lamented because regular stories of President Biden failing to corner female reporters in the Oval Office will be denied to us. We still have hopes with Bill, of course, but it won’t be the same.

Anyway, Sharpton. Is there anything worthy saying about the video? Not really. It would be like explaining a joke—well, it would be explaining a joke—which would have the effect of crushing the life out of the punch line.

So let it pass unmolested. Just know that there is now no reason, none whatsoever, to bother explaining climate science. Trying to show a progressive real science about failed climate models is like trying to explain to a progressive that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” means that Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.

Either way, the words just bounce off his impenetrable Armor of Ideology.

Frustrating. Your only hope for sanity, therefore, is to enjoy the absurdity the best you can. So sit back, relax, grab a bucket of popcorn and know that, with politics, Al Sharpton has it down to a science. “We got you.”

Editor’s note: Learn the truth about Willie soon here.

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    Gator

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    What a dope! Dr Soon did [i]not[/i] receive 1.2 million dollars from Big Oil, his employer The Smithsonian was the recipient.

    And Mr Not-So-Sharpton says he can spot conflict of ineterest, but misses the multi-trillion dollar Climate Change Industry piggies.

    Mr Not-So-Sharpton is not even a reverend, let alone a scientist, or even a spotter of conflicting interests. He is a useful idiot supreme.

    [i]In America many people claim to be something they are not and get away with it, which explains why Al Sharpton continues to use the title Reverend. However, he is as much a reverend as I am a black man.

    By age ten [b]Sharpton was “ordained” by Pentecostal minister Bishop F.D. Washington—a man with no training or education. Regardless of education, no one in his or her right mind can ascribe the title of minister to a 10 year old.[/b]

    Most professions require relevant credentials and skills. For teachers this includes a masters degree, certifications, and background checks. For police, graduation from police academy and ongoing job training and evaluations are required. Attorneys and judges must also not only have a law degree and passed the bar, but follow a code of ethics and maintain accreditation standards to keep their license.

    Al Sharpton never finished college. He has less education than a kindergarten teacher. He possesses a high school level knowledge of English. And his version of history speaks for itself. He famously quipped: “White folks was in caves while we was building empires…. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”[/i]

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/al-sharpton-is-as-much-a-reverend-as-i-am-a-black-man-130899/

    Another “Climate Expert” is born! 😆

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    Amber

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    I hope Al Sharpton keeps talking for the global warming church . We could not
    ask for a better scary global warming reverend .
    When they dip this far into the global warming preachers they are well and truly
    s!@#$%*.

    Science has left the building .

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    David M

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    And how money does AL take in from various organizations for race baiting like the phony hands up don’t shoot incidence

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      Gator

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      That is still being investigated…

      But we know how he made money before the FBI flipped him to becoming an informant…

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    4TimesAYear

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    The biggest user of the line “I’m not a scientist” is EPA Director Gina McCarthy.

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    Amber

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    When they say” I’m not a scientist ” are they now saying we know it is a con ,don’t want my name attached to it , and if you can find a scientist who’s dog didn’t eat his analysis good !@#$@#$ luck .

    So the scientists pulled this con ….Really ?

    Could have fooled me …ice free Arctic ,
    the earth has a fever , disappearing countries ,sale of bogus hot air certificates ,subsidies of absurd businesses ,fuel poverty deaths ,witch hunts of scientists who dare to question the scary global warming church ,mass media propaganda and harassment of those not drinking the cool-aid .
    Scientists are behind all of that ? Afraid not .

    Over 30,000 scientists protest the overblown scam and media silence why ?

    Over 17 years of no noticeable warming despite rising CO2. Media silence.
    Why ?

    One theory :

    The media have a predisposition to scary stories. Fear and green guilt is easier to sell so sprinkle in a bit of tenuous science reference and you have a gift that keeps giving with the full support of pump and dump men adding gasoline on a regular basis .

    The public is ahead of the media

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    Jim

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    Sharpton is the ultimate snake oil salesman. That CNBC gives him a platform can only make you shake your head in disbelief.

    His latest tactic is to shakedown the BOD’s of large corporations like Pepsi. Donate to his “cause” and you will be free of his protests. He owes the IRS millions but even they shy away. Do you honestly think the IRS would leave you alone if you owed them twenty bucks?

    I mourn for what used to be our great country.

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    anne

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    Hey, back in UK for two weeks and what lovely normal spring weather!! I have always said that the ‘ordinary gullible public are the only true believers in AGW, you can tell because of how they live, they recycle, would not dream of flying, walk everywhere and put up with the inconvenience of the electric motor, lots of even gone off grid and downsized their homes. Compare this to the pushers who have made billions, our royal family for a start who take private jets even a few miles, live in multiple homes, take exotic holidays Al Bore, Obeyme are just two examples, they are not scared sh.tless because they know the truth.

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      Robert

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      Hi Anne, good to see you’re surviving. Where are you back from? Working in Africa still?

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      Gator

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      Hey anne! Always good to see you return home safely. Please don’t hate me, I am making a trip to the recycling center in town this morning, after I visit the barber. 😉

      But I promise to take my truck, I save walking for important things like forested trails.

      All the best!

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    steve

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    Sad but true……it is known that the mathematical probability of winning most lotteries is astronomically against you…and yet every week…..there they are…lined up at the newsagents….

    My little girl wants a horse. I said to her as an exercise – if she saved the $20 a pack per day that it costs to smoke these days, how long would it take to buy a horse outright and run it? She added it up and was flabbergasted…….

    How much do people waste on lost causes?

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    anne

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    Hi Gator and Robert, good to see you are still on site, been in Republic of Congo (used to be Zaire as you probably know), still consider the faux AGW the rich mans luxury and if we pay for what we pay for what we have caused when we leave this earth god help the ba.tards!!! still love this site, very valuable and informative. Do any of you ever here from Joker? Hope you are both happy and well, I am catching up with family and friends, the weather is gorgeous here in uk at moment, all my best wishes xxx

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    anne

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    Sorry, meant to say if we pay for what we cause!!

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      Gator

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      Hey anne! You are a far better person than me, I would not be caught dead on the continent of Africa. Good to hear from you, and stay safe.

      PS – Just tried leaving a note for Joker.

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    anne

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    Also, meant to say Gator, could never hate you, you have stuck to your guns since I have known you and I hold you in the highest regard, I always wish you and Robert all the very very best in life xxx Like you I want to address the real issues of pollution and preservation of our planet and not an imaginary demon that makes cash for the elites

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